I got offer from sub sea oil company limited as a assistant engineer is is true?

mrs.lilly johnson who is assistant coordinator in your company.who help me lot.my question is this type of appointment is approved by your company?I got offer from sub sea oil company limited as a assistant engineer is is true?
Dear Sir


There is no longer a Miss Lilly Johnson at this address. She was dismissed for unlady like conduct involving the photo-copier, a mop handle and that nice young chap on his work experience program.


She is therefore no longer an assistant anything, but we can say that she, along with the mop handle and YTS chap did look remarkably co-ordinated on the CCTV footage we all saw.





Your application as assistant engineer will be forwarded to the photo-copy machine company, as we believe that there is some liquid damage to the internal components, and they may need help getting it out.





We wish you well in your career.





Yours


Sub Sea assistant engineering and co-ordination officeI got offer from sub sea oil company limited as a assistant engineer is is true?
I dont have an oil company ???!!!!!????
How can you think to find an answer on...Answers? Pick up the phone and phone this Company! You look a bit naive my friend....